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[goddoesntknow]

So, we all know that everybody was supposedly data frozen for a week after Chaosmon got his ass kicked, right? Right, right...

...MY question is...

How many of you were abducted and experimented upon by Digital Aliens without your knowledge?!

We were all ripe for the picking! They could have picked us up and set us back down without anyone knowing!

After all, the non-partner Digimon got reset before we did! There's no telling what the case was for creatures from beyond!

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[350pointsmile]

Nope, nope and...nope. All clear.

Next question. I heard no one can get into space. How would we have aliens?

[externalmonologue]

There are ALREADY aliens here.

To my knowledge, there are at least three, and I would not be at all surprised to learn that there are more.

They are not the type that Agent Suzumiya is looking for, but they are aliens just the same.

[350pointsmile]

Right, but how do you define Alien?

[goddoesntknow]

To be technical all of us here would be aliens! We are all aliens to this world.

But in this case I mean creatures born of this reality that are not from THIS world. We might not be able to see far beyond this world's scope or even have the capability to escape it thanks to Yggdrasil nullifying any attempt at escape, but there's still always a possibility of life beyond what you can see before your very eyes. This world is proof of that, right??

So even if people say there's nothing beyond this world, it doesn't mean it's necessarily the case.

If I believed that there was nothing beyond this world in this reality just because someone said so, then I'd have to believe the same of my own. That'd just be unacceptable!

It's more fun and interesting to believe and look for further things out there! If you stopped looking, and were just satisfied with some dull existence where what you saw was all there was, well...

That'd be boring!

[350pointsmile]

Hmmm. Hmmm.

I approve of your skewed logic and unfounded optimism on the grounds that my life has become a children's cartoon.

I still haven't been probed though.

[goddoesntknow]

That you know of.

[goddoesntknow]

Why do you think they KEEP us here?

It's a conspiracy! Obviously.

[350pointsmile]

Yes Obviously.

Because Yggdrasil isn't doing a good enough job there.