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[unreliablenarrarator]

[S'up digital world? Neemon is bored, and since Kyon can't do much due to having stitches and stuff? Neemon is gonna ask y'all a question.]

Soooo, that love thing went around last week, yeah?

How many of you lucky bastards spent the whole time having sex?

Comments

3/?

[gokai_red]

...hm.

4/?

[gokai_red]

...wait.

5/?

[gokai_red]

...!

6/7

[gokai_red]

...no.

7/7

[gokai_red]

I owe you a swift kick in the ass. REMEMBER THAT.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Get in line.

It's a looooooooong line.

[devatamer]

Okay, okay, sure.

...

...

He is lying about what he said about him being responsible for your girlfriend, though, right? Please tell me he is.

[gokai_red]

I will gladly kick that line's ass.

[unreliablenarrarator]

He is.

I don't have a girlfriend.

[unreliablenarrarator]

I dunno, most of it is DATS.

[devatamer]

...uh, really?

But I thought you and Suzumiya-san you know what I'll shut up

[gokai_red]

And?

[unreliablenarrarator]

Good idea.

[unreliablenarrarator]

I doubt you wanna fight the same folks you just saw in some high quality porn.

[gokai_red]

Wasn't that great.

[unreliablenarrarator]

I don't draw it. It'd be worse if I did.

[crestofhope]

Somehow I remember you doing that last year.

Or did you forget that we didn't have this happen this past Valentine's day.

[gokai_red]

So, you don't stand by your product, then?

[unreliablenarrarator]

I write, the reason why I don't draw it is cause I can't draw worth shit. I stand by my writing and people actually having good taste.

[unreliablenarrarator]

I'm not stupid kid. I keep track of this shit.

Also a year is a long damned time, I need to know who is banging who so my works can stay accurate. Unless you want me to be selling fiction with no true basis in reality.

[crestofhope]

Yeah. Actually, I think I WOULD prefer you to do that last bit. Use completely fictional characters if you have to write that stuff at all.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Then I can still use you guys. Since you all are, technically, ficional in some other world.

[itsneverlupus]

...where's the fun in basing it on fact?

[locked to House]

[unreliablenarrarator]

Not all of it is based on fact, Housie.

Just my niche is porn that could be happening, even if it isn't. I mean come on, the chicks in support probably aren't having sexy science parties all the time, but they could be. That's the allure of it! That it could be happening, but it might not, or it's a hidden secret and these little stories of mine could be based on truth.

That and some folks like to know they're fapping to a real face.

[crestofhope]

I mean people who aren't real HERE.