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[unreliablenarrarator]

[S'up digital world? Neemon is bored, and since Kyon can't do much due to having stitches and stuff? Neemon is gonna ask y'all a question.]

Soooo, that love thing went around last week, yeah?

How many of you lucky bastards spent the whole time having sex?

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[gokai_red]

[so who was on a pirate ship for the whole week without any clue about this thing happeneing?]

...

"Love thing?"

[obviously, Marvelous has missed something]

[unreliablenarrarator]

Last weekend, it's a thing that goes around.

Makes people lovey dovey. Or in the mood to fuck.

[NEEMON CARES NOT FOR SOCIAL NORMS]

[gokai_red]

[Social norms? You're talking to a pirate.]

...really.

What do you mean, "a thing that goes around?" You make it sound like a cold.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Yes, really.

And that's one way of putting it, considering everyone has it.

[gokai_red]

Has "it?"

You aren't real forthcoming, are you?

[crestofhope]

... Are you going to ask questions like this EVERY time this damned virus comes around?

[unreliablenarrarator]

Pretty sure I didn't ask last time!

[crestofhope]

Somehow I remember you doing that last year.

Or did you forget that we didn't have this happen this past Valentine's day.

[unreliablenarrarator]

I'm not stupid kid. I keep track of this shit.

Also a year is a long damned time, I need to know who is banging who so my works can stay accurate. Unless you want me to be selling fiction with no true basis in reality.

[crestofhope]

Yeah. Actually, I think I WOULD prefer you to do that last bit. Use completely fictional characters if you have to write that stuff at all.

[itsneverlupus]

...where's the fun in basing it on fact?

[devatamer]

I JUST HUGGED PEOPLE.

HONEST.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Then why are you replying? Hugging isn't what I'm interested in, kid.

[devatamer]

...

JUST MAKING SURE IT'S CLEAR, IS ALL.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Clear as day, kiddo.

Now come back to me when you're legal and we'll talk.

[devatamer]

Uh.

Um.

Okay sure yeah let's leave it at that.

[Audio]

[grenadetoagunfight]

Guilty as charged.

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[unreliablenarrarator]

Brava my good sir!

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[grenadetoagunfight]

Thank you. So what brought on this question?

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[unreliablenarrarator]

Boredom, and my Tamer didn't get lucky this time around. By no fault of his own either.

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[grenadetoagunfight]

That's a shame for him. Though I guess boredom is as good a reason as any. Hope you're not keeping tally of answers though.

[savesnine]

How crude!

[unreliablenarrarator]

Hm, how so? I'm just saying the truth babe.

[savesnine]

Perhaps but there are more...delicate ways of putting it.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Mmm... Not really!