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[unreliablenarrarator]

[S'up digital world? Neemon is bored, and since Kyon can't do much due to having stitches and stuff? Neemon is gonna ask y'all a question.]

Soooo, that love thing went around last week, yeah?

How many of you lucky bastards spent the whole time having sex?

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[unreliablenarrarator]

Then why are you replying? Hugging isn't what I'm interested in, kid.

[devatamer]

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JUST MAKING SURE IT'S CLEAR, IS ALL.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Clear as day, kiddo.

Now come back to me when you're legal and we'll talk.

[devatamer]

Uh.

Um.

Okay sure yeah let's leave it at that.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Okay.

And anyway, nothing wrong with hugs... Unless they're naked hugs.

[devatamer]

THERE WERE NO NAKED HUGS

[unreliablenarrarator]

Wasn't saying there were.

[devatamer]

THEN WHY DID YOU SAY IT

[unreliablenarrarator]

Because I can.

[This IS Neemon here after all.]

[devatamer]

Th- that's a terrible reason!

[unreliablenarrarator]

In your opinion it is.

[devatamer]

IT IS!

[unreliablenarrarator]

Not really.

[devatamer]

IT TOTALLY IS.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Only to prudes.

[devatamer]

I am not a pr-

I mean.

I.

[unreliablenarrarator]

... The lady doth protest, yes?

[devatamer]

No!

I mean.

...yes?

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT I MEAN ANYMORE.

[unreliablenarrarator]

That's okay kid, it takes time to figure out that kinda stuff.

Not all of you tamers can be as lucky as Kyon is, yanno in having me.

[devatamer]

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I hope you're not serious.

[unreliablenarrarator]

I am deadly serious!

Heck he wouldn't have his girlfriend if it wasn't for me... Maybe.

[devatamer]

I sincerely doubt this.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Doubt all you want but if I hadn't got Lotusmon to make him into a man way back then I am pretty sure he would not have the lady loving skills he has now!

[devatamer]

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I totally shouldn't have pried.

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[unreliablenarrarator]

You asked, kid. You as-- [hrk.]