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[unreliablenarrarator]

[S'up digital world? Neemon is bored, and since Kyon can't do much due to having stitches and stuff? Neemon is gonna ask y'all a question.]

Soooo, that love thing went around last week, yeah?

How many of you lucky bastards spent the whole time having sex?

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[gokai_red]

Has "it?"

You aren't real forthcoming, are you?

[unreliablenarrarator]

The virus.

There's not much more to say really.

[gokai_red]

...vi-

I tried telling you about this!

Hmph. Well, it didn't hit, so I guess it's nothing to worry about.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Are you sure it didn't hit?

Maybe it did and you're just really dense.

[gokai_red]

...no, I think I'd notice something like that.

You not got anything better to do than this, I'm guessing?

[unreliablenarrarator]

Dunno, some folks are clueless about this stuff.

... Pretty much, my Tamer can't do shit cause he got himself stabbed saving his girlfriend during the big deal in February.

[gokai_red]

I'm not.

I can't remember when I've ever seen y-

[sound of a swat and a metal bird smashing into the floor]

Did he now? Sounds like a hell of a guy.

[unreliablenarrarator]

He did, but he's not much of an anything. In fact he's very boring.

[gokai_red]

Psh. Gotta be pretty badass to pull off something like that.

You don't end up doing that sort of stuff just on accident.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Kyon does. He's lame like that.

[gokai_red]

So you're saying he saved his girlfriend and got stabbed on accident.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Preeeeeeetty much that, yep.

[gokai_red]

...

Sounds like one of my crew!

[unreliablenarrarator]

Oh really? How much of that crew do you have, by the way?

[gokai_red]

...

Birds.

Just a couple birds.

[unreliablenarrarator]

...

Oh man the clean up has got to be hell on you man.

[gokai_red]

They can clean up after themselves!

...cleaning up after you is the problem.

Shut it!

[unreliablenarrarator]

Hahaha, sounds like they got stuck with a lazy tamer!

[gokai_red]

I am NOT-

He is, he totally is!

At least when it comes to housework.

...the Captain shouldn't have to mop the floors.

AND I SHOULD?!

YES.

[unreliablenarrarator]

You can't be a Captain of birds though.

So really it comes down to you being a lazy ass.

[gokai_red]

I AM NOT A BIRD! I AM-

You're a bird.

And I keep telling you, and you KNOW BETTER, I'm-

Still a bird.

...

Dammit.

This stupid god needs to hurry up.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Yggdrasil ain't gonna do shit for lazy folks.

So yanno, get off your ass and don't be a slob.

Before your birds have heartattacks and die.

[gokai_red]

...oh dear...

...

Not lazy.

Still. I do need to do something.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Sounds lazy to me.

Clean up, it always helps to start small. Especially if you're as lazy as I can guess you are~

[gokai_red]

...

Not cleaning. Got bigger things in mind.

...he's ... too calm...

Machalcon, I'm scared...