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[unreliablenarrarator]

[S'up digital world? Neemon is bored, and since Kyon can't do much due to having stitches and stuff? Neemon is gonna ask y'all a question.]

Soooo, that love thing went around last week, yeah?

How many of you lucky bastards spent the whole time having sex?

Comments

[crestofhope]

... Are you going to ask questions like this EVERY time this damned virus comes around?

[unreliablenarrarator]

Pretty sure I didn't ask last time!

[crestofhope]

Somehow I remember you doing that last year.

Or did you forget that we didn't have this happen this past Valentine's day.

[unreliablenarrarator]

I'm not stupid kid. I keep track of this shit.

Also a year is a long damned time, I need to know who is banging who so my works can stay accurate. Unless you want me to be selling fiction with no true basis in reality.

[crestofhope]

Yeah. Actually, I think I WOULD prefer you to do that last bit. Use completely fictional characters if you have to write that stuff at all.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Then I can still use you guys. Since you all are, technically, ficional in some other world.

[crestofhope]

I mean people who aren't real HERE.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Still counts, sorry bucko.

[crestofhope]

... How hasn't someone killed you yet for doing that anyway?

[itsneverlupus]

...where's the fun in basing it on fact?

[locked to House]

[unreliablenarrarator]

Not all of it is based on fact, Housie.

Just my niche is porn that could be happening, even if it isn't. I mean come on, the chicks in support probably aren't having sexy science parties all the time, but they could be. That's the allure of it! That it could be happening, but it might not, or it's a hidden secret and these little stories of mine could be based on truth.

That and some folks like to know they're fapping to a real face.