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Kyon(キョン)/John Smith(ジョン スミス) ([personal profile] unreliablenarrarator) wrote in [community profile] digital_dive2012-03-23 11:28 pm
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[S'up digital world? Neemon is bored, and since Kyon can't do much due to having stitches and stuff? Neemon is gonna ask y'all a question.]

Soooo, that love thing went around last week, yeah?

How many of you lucky bastards spent the whole time having sex?
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unreliablenarrarator: (Neemon - LESBIANS? YAY)

[personal profile] unreliablenarrarator 2012-03-24 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Oh really? How much of that crew do you have, by the way?
gokai_red: (Marv - Mmmm'kay.)

[personal profile] gokai_red 2012-03-24 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
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Birds.

Just a couple birds.
unreliablenarrarator: (Neemon - Just been pwn'd)

[personal profile] unreliablenarrarator 2012-03-24 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
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Oh man the clean up has got to be hell on you man.
gokai_red: (Marv - Dammit.)

[personal profile] gokai_red 2012-03-24 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
They can clean up after themselves!

...cleaning up after you is the problem.

Shut it!
unreliablenarrarator: (Neemon - LESBIANS? YAY)

[personal profile] unreliablenarrarator 2012-03-24 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha, sounds like they got stuck with a lazy tamer!
gokai_red: (Marv - :|)

[personal profile] gokai_red 2012-03-24 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
I am NOT-

He is, he totally is!

At least when it comes to housework.

...the Captain shouldn't have to mop the floors.

AND I SHOULD?!

YES.
unreliablenarrarator: (Neemon - LESBIANS? YAY)

[personal profile] unreliablenarrarator 2012-03-24 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
You can't be a Captain of birds though.

So really it comes down to you being a lazy ass.
gokai_red: (Marv - Irritable banter)

[personal profile] gokai_red 2012-03-24 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
I AM NOT A BIRD! I AM-

You're a bird.

And I keep telling you, and you KNOW BETTER, I'm-

Still a bird.

...

Dammit.

This stupid god needs to hurry up.
unreliablenarrarator: (Neemon - I r so innocent rly)

[personal profile] unreliablenarrarator 2012-03-24 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yggdrasil ain't gonna do shit for lazy folks.

So yanno, get off your ass and don't be a slob.

Before your birds have heartattacks and die.
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[personal profile] gokai_red 2012-03-24 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
...oh dear...

...

Not lazy.

Still. I do need to do something.
unreliablenarrarator: (Neemon - LESBIANS? YAY)

[personal profile] unreliablenarrarator 2012-03-24 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds lazy to me.

Clean up, it always helps to start small. Especially if you're as lazy as I can guess you are~
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[personal profile] gokai_red 2012-03-24 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
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Not cleaning. Got bigger things in mind.

...he's ... too calm...

Machalcon, I'm scared...
unreliablenarrarator: (Neemon - Just been pwn'd)

[personal profile] unreliablenarrarator 2012-03-24 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh.

Unclogging toilets then?
unreliablenarrarator: (Neemon - Just been pwn'd)

[personal profile] unreliablenarrarator 2012-03-24 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
Huh, I thought that would be right up you alley.
gokai_red: (Marv - Smirk; arms crossed)

[personal profile] gokai_red 2012-03-24 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Nah.

You might wanna give it a shot, though, since you obviously have nothing better to do.
unreliablenarrarator: (Neemon - LESBIANS? YAY)

[personal profile] unreliablenarrarator 2012-03-24 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry too busy being a sex machine.

Also these doujins aren't gonna freaking write themselves!
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[personal profile] gokai_red 2012-03-24 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, sure. You do that.

...

What the hell's a doujin?
unreliablenarrarator: (Neemon - LESBIANS? YAY)

[personal profile] unreliablenarrarator 2012-03-24 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
Doujin, fan comic.

I write the most popular R rated comics in this silly world. It helps that I live in a location with enough tamers to give me good plot fodder yanno?
gokai_red: (Marv - ...not liking this.)

[personal profile] gokai_red 2012-03-24 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
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R Rated? What does that mean?
unreliablenarrarator: (Neemon - I r so innocent rly)

[personal profile] unreliablenarrarator 2012-03-24 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
... You poor sheltered fool. Here.

[ATTACHED: the highest quality and legal aged versions of "THEM LADIES OF DATS" and "DATS ASS"]

Read and learn, my good sir.
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