[location untraceable]

[shadowofmoonlight]

Hey hey hey! Name's PicoDevimon, and I figured it's time I came out of the woodwork.

To those three girls and, IDK, their mom or something Dark Precure and I fought... I have to admit, you and your partners did a pretty good job.

Not good enough though.

To everyone else, who feels like causing some trouble? I'm anxious and I want to see some people scream!

Comments

[shadowofmoonlight]

What do I care about style? As long as I get violence, I'm satisfied!

[lvl9finalboss]

Oh.

So you're mook material.

I assumed with your taunting that you were destined for greater things.

Style, little point-padder, it was makes the difference between a mook and an end-boss. Senseless, insubstantial violence just means that the heroes are going to come after you before they come after me.

What are you, a PicoDevimon? You're world six fodder, tops.

[shadowofmoonlight]

Hey! I prefer "blood knight", thank you very much!

Just because I don't shoot high doesn't mean I can't take on all comers!

[lvl9finalboss]

You can prefer whatever you want. You talk like a minion, and an unreliable one at that.

And yeah, the fact that you don't shoot high DOES mean you can't take on all comers. The fact that I'm only hearing about you now, after you've got a tamer, cements that. Random violence gets put down hard by B-list heroes, or worse, the rank and file cops.

Take a lesson from an old pro, kid. Boost your confidence, boost your aspirations, and you'll boost your billing. Temper those bloodthirsty urges, and you might even get the kind of violence you're looking for WITHOUT getting looked down on.

Until then, I can give you and your tamer a spot on patrol duty in... Hmmm... Neon City Catacombs works for a bat, I've got an understaffed facility there. Usually Wily's schtick, but I got the permits for the place... Hmmm. That gives me an idea.

[shadowofmoonlight]

... Ha!

Good luck convincing her of anything like that! She has her own goals.

... But. You do kinda make good points...

[lvl9finalboss]

I always make good points. It's one of the perks of being a top-billed villain. I can be dead wrong, and half of the fans out there will still hang on my every word.

You got potential, kid. Your gloating shows real promise. You just gotta straighten yourself up so you're ready for the big leagues.

You ever change your mind, look me up. Minion duty isn't glamorous, but I offer very attractive benefits.

[Attached: Business Card]

[shadowofmoonlight]

... Thanks.

I dunnow if I'll be able to convince Dark Precure of anything though.