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[goddoesntknow]

So, we all know that everybody was supposedly data frozen for a week after Chaosmon got his ass kicked, right? Right, right...

...MY question is...

How many of you were abducted and experimented upon by Digital Aliens without your knowledge?!

We were all ripe for the picking! They could have picked us up and set us back down without anyone knowing!

After all, the non-partner Digimon got reset before we did! There's no telling what the case was for creatures from beyond!

Comments

[goddoesntknow]

I never got to have my train punching session.

[she sounds super dejected at this fact]

[unreliablenarrarator]

Like I said, it's not a bad thing then.

[he can tell, so subject change go!]

You know... White Day is coming up, Haruhi.

[goddoesntknow]

. . .

Uh, yeah. It is. And?

[think twice if leaving Haruhi expecting something is the best change of subject!]

[unreliablenarrarator]

[he's going for broke here]

Would you like to do something for it?

[yes, his idea for getting Haruhi's mind off aliens and punching trains is... a date.]

[goddoesntknow]

[...brave man.]

...but-

...you-

I mean. Um.

...

Well. If you insist I... might be free.

[unreliablenarrarator]

[hey, he's gotta take one for the team. And this is less painful then other options.]

O... kay.

That's a yes then?

[goddoesntknow]

[are you sure about that?]

Um. Yeah. Sure. Okay.

If, I mean. You can walk. Don't want to like, uh. Open your wounds, or anything.

[unreliablenarrarator]

[he's not getting stabbed, so yes he's sure.]

I'm pretty sure that as long as I don't do anything to... you know, over the top, then I'll be alright.

[goddoesntknow]

[...she'll have to make up for that later. The lack of over the top, not the stabbing.]

Oh.

Well.

...

Uh... yeah, I guess we could.

[unreliablenarrarator]

[when that day comes then Kyon shall dread it.]

Alright then.

I'll... think up something for us to do.