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So, we all know that everybody was supposedly data frozen for a week after Chaosmon got his ass kicked, right? Right, right...

...MY question is...

How many of you were abducted and experimented upon by Digital Aliens without your knowledge?!

We were all ripe for the picking! They could have picked us up and set us back down without anyone knowing!

After all, the non-partner Digimon got reset before we did! There's no telling what the case was for creatures from beyond!

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You're not god. The test results came back. You're human and have cooties.

... You're ten, aren't you?

Nope. I'm twenty.

You act like my little sister.

If you can't accept the truth, that's your problem.

... I am already well aware that I am a dull and boring human. I'm glad to be one.

Anything else?

Never said humans were boring. You're all squishy and have no claws. And your tech is kind of low scale. How do you survive?

Most of us try to not go off and get ourselves killed, that's how.

That's no fun. Trust me, you haven't lived until you've taken on an army of ghost robot space pirates by yourself.

Oh what you don't know. What you don't know.

Huh? What don't I know? Tell me!

No can do, sorry.

That's not fair! You got my attention. You can't hold it over my head like that!

Actually I can. Bye.

[click, he hung up.]

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