Fifty Nine [audio]

[unreliablenarrarator]

I know, technically, trying to smother your digimon partner is considered a bad thing. But well, Neemon.

[And he's not going into the details of what his digimon has been bothering him with since it's something he doesn't care to talk about.]

Also would it be considered insubordination if I hit Daimon for being bothersome?

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[savesnine]

I've learned as much firsthand.

[unreliablenarrarator]

I'm sorry you even had to learn it.

[savesnine]

I should have known better in the first place, to be honest. A couple of my friends back home have a tendency to take advantage of everyone with their pranks.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Neemon is a bit... Worse than a prankster.

[savesnine]

Worse how?

[unreliablenarrarator]

Uh... private adult things kind of worse.

[savesnine]

...I don't think I understand.

[unreliablenarrarator]

... he makes porn, Miss.

[savesnine]

...Ah.

[unreliablenarrarator]

... I'm sorry.

[savesnine]

It's not your fault! Don't apologize sir please!

[unreliablenarrarator]

Oh um... it's actually [static as Kyon says his real name].

[savesnine]

I'm sorry? I didn't quite get that.

[unreliablenarrarator]

It's [mother fucking STATIC]

... [sigh] Kyon, just. Call me Kyon.

[savesnine]

Alright, Kyon, interesting name. Well, it's wonderful to meet you! My name is Rarity.

[unreliablenarrarator]

It's a nickname, actually. And it's very nice to meet you as well, Miss Rarity.

[savesnine]

Well then, what's your real name? If you don't mind me asking.

[unreliablenarrarator]

... it's [static].

[savesnine]

...It's what?

[unreliablenarrarator]

[LOUDER STATIC]!

[savesnine]

It's not coming through for some reason...

[unreliablenarrarator]

[... thunk, sigh.]

It seems to do that a lot, actually.

[savesnine]

Really? I wonder why?

[unreliablenarrarator]

Oh... God probably hates me somedays.

[savesnine]

Well, I'll get that name from you when she's feeling a little less hateful.