Fifty Nine [audio]

[unreliablenarrarator]

I know, technically, trying to smother your digimon partner is considered a bad thing. But well, Neemon.

[And he's not going into the details of what his digimon has been bothering him with since it's something he doesn't care to talk about.]

Also would it be considered insubordination if I hit Daimon for being bothersome?

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[savesnine]

Violence is never the answer!

...Well, never the first answer...

...And...Neemon...I believe I've spoken to your partner before...he's quite the opportunist so while I can't completely agree with smothering, well, there must be a less violent way of punishment?

[unreliablenarrarator]

I'm considering it as a final answer, actually Miss.

... and I'm sorry for whatever it is that Neemon did to you.

[savesnine]

Well then! That is most acceptable then. Sometimes it really is the final answer.

Oh, no trouble to me really! I think he just took advantage of my generosity. I believe he was trying to get a suit made for you? A grooms suit.

[unreliablenarrarator]

... a what.

[savesnine]

A grooms suit. And suits for the rest of the wedding party.

[unreliablenarrarator]

... Neemon is.

Special.

You shouldn't believe much of what he says, Miss.

[savesnine]

I've learned as much firsthand.

[unreliablenarrarator]

I'm sorry you even had to learn it.

[savesnine]

I should have known better in the first place, to be honest. A couple of my friends back home have a tendency to take advantage of everyone with their pranks.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Neemon is a bit... Worse than a prankster.

[savesnine]

Worse how?

[unreliablenarrarator]

Uh... private adult things kind of worse.

[kenkabanchou]

You wanna try it? Be my guest!

I'll buy you a beer after.

[unreliablenarrarator]

...

Or I could just buy my own beer, and not break my hand.

[kenkabanchou]

You're the one who asked about punching me.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Hypothetically. And I said hit, not punch.

[externalmonologue]

Either way, he would not see it as punishment.

[unreliablenarrarator]

[fffffffffff]

it's... not supposed to be, Commander?

[kenkabanchou]

You're a real hard guy to try and be friends with, y'know that?

[unreliablenarrarator]

... We're not friends?

[kenkabanchou]

I did say try.

[unreliablenarrarator]

And I'm saying I thought we already were friends.

[hint, Masaru. Kyon is kind of a dick to his male friends.]

[kenkabanchou]

Yeah, and you make it difficult to try and act like one.

But I think after four years, I'm sorta used to it.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Sure don't sound like you are.

[kenkabanchou]

See? See? This is what I'm talkin' about.

Nah, I was just pointin' out the obvious.