Fifty Nine [audio]

[unreliablenarrarator]

I know, technically, trying to smother your digimon partner is considered a bad thing. But well, Neemon.

[And he's not going into the details of what his digimon has been bothering him with since it's something he doesn't care to talk about.]

Also would it be considered insubordination if I hit Daimon for being bothersome?

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[kenkabanchou]

...what now?

[locked from Haruhi]

[unreliablenarrarator]

Apparently he thinks I need to get married.

[Yes, Kyon ranks marriage as being more horrid than porn.]

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[kenkabanchou]

...huh.

Re: [locked from Haruhi]

[unreliablenarrarator]

"huh"?

Re: [locked from Haruhi]

[kenkabanchou]

And how do y'think he came up with that?

Re: [locked from Haruhi]

[unreliablenarrarator]

I don't know. When does anything he does make sense?

Re: [locked from Haruhi]

[kenkabanchou]

I dunno.

That's not as bad as a lot of his other crap.

It's not that bad a thing, even.

Re: [locked from Haruhi]

[unreliablenarrarator]

You're not the one he's hassling, Daimon.

Re: [locked from Haruhi]

[kenkabanchou]

Well, no, but no one's gonna be busy hassling me to get married anyway, nowadays.

But I dunno. It's a man's choice when he does something like that, and no one else's.

Still... maybe you could be a little more up front with her? Or whatever.

I ain't one to judge, but you two have a weird relationship.

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[unreliablenarrarator]

[hey hey, Masaru. Can you sense the flat look Kyon is giving his device?

Cause that flat look is aaaaaaaaaaall for you, Masaru.]

Re: [locked from Haruhi]

[kenkabanchou]

I ain't sayin' ask her to marry you.

Re: [locked from Haruhi]

[unreliablenarrarator]

I know that.

And there isn't a "relationship" anyway.

Re: [locked from Haruhi]

[kenkabanchou]

...

[laughter]

And my name's Hashiba.

Re: [locked from Haruhi]

[unreliablenarrarator]

You might want to let Yoshino know about your name change then.

Re: [locked from Haruhi]

[kenkabanchou]

Ha. Ha.

You think anyone buys that, man?

Re: [locked from Haruhi]

[unreliablenarrarator]

Buys what?

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[kenkabanchou]

"No relationship."

Re: [locked from Haruhi]

[unreliablenarrarator]

It's true.

Re: [locked from Haruhi]

[kenkabanchou]

Don't believe you.

But tell ya what. I'll make a deal.

Re: [locked from Haruhi]

[unreliablenarrarator]

... A deal.

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[kenkabanchou]

I think you're full of crap, but I'll lay off your case if you can convince me there isn't one.

There's just one thing you gotta do.

Re: [locked from Haruhi]

[unreliablenarrarator]

... You do know I could just ignore you instead, right?

Re: [locked from Haruhi]

[kenkabanchou]

I could also bug the crap out of you even more.

Re: [locked from Haruhi]

[unreliablenarrarator]

I've gotten used to it.

Re: [locked from Haruhi]

[kenkabanchou]

Bugging the crap out of you it is, then.

You know, if you need help finding a wedding ring, ask Touma. His pampered butt can spot a quality diamond a mile away.