Fifty Nine [audio]

[unreliablenarrarator]

I know, technically, trying to smother your digimon partner is considered a bad thing. But well, Neemon.

[And he's not going into the details of what his digimon has been bothering him with since it's something he doesn't care to talk about.]

Also would it be considered insubordination if I hit Daimon for being bothersome?

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[unreliablenarrarator]

...

Or I could just buy my own beer, and not break my hand.

[kenkabanchou]

You're the one who asked about punching me.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Hypothetically. And I said hit, not punch.

[externalmonologue]

Either way, he would not see it as punishment.

[unreliablenarrarator]

[fffffffffff]

it's... not supposed to be, Commander?

[kenkabanchou]

You're a real hard guy to try and be friends with, y'know that?

[unreliablenarrarator]

... We're not friends?

[kenkabanchou]

I did say try.

[unreliablenarrarator]

And I'm saying I thought we already were friends.

[hint, Masaru. Kyon is kind of a dick to his male friends.]

[kenkabanchou]

Yeah, and you make it difficult to try and act like one.

But I think after four years, I'm sorta used to it.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Sure don't sound like you are.

[kenkabanchou]

See? See? This is what I'm talkin' about.

Nah, I was just pointin' out the obvious.

[unreliablenarrarator]

[sigh]

Well you don't have to, okay?

[kenkabanchou]

Fiiiiiiine.

...

You can still hit me if you want, y'know.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Nah. I think I'll throw Neemon at a wall instead for some of his recent bullcrap.

[kenkabanchou]

...

More porn?

[unreliablenarrarator]

No, a bit worse.

[kenkabanchou]

...what now?

[locked from Haruhi]

[unreliablenarrarator]

Apparently he thinks I need to get married.

[Yes, Kyon ranks marriage as being more horrid than porn.]

Re: [locked from Haruhi]

[kenkabanchou]

...huh.

Re: [locked from Haruhi]

[unreliablenarrarator]

"huh"?

Re: [locked from Haruhi]

[kenkabanchou]

And how do y'think he came up with that?

Re: [locked from Haruhi]

[unreliablenarrarator]

I don't know. When does anything he does make sense?

Re: [locked from Haruhi]

[kenkabanchou]

I dunno.

That's not as bad as a lot of his other crap.

It's not that bad a thing, even.

Re: [locked from Haruhi]

[unreliablenarrarator]

You're not the one he's hassling, Daimon.