Teinta y seis [audio]

[moneybeforehonor]

Ah, you know this place has gotten a lot better lately.

And I'm not talking about the latest shenanigans going on or whatever. That doesn't really matter, what matters is that something big happened and after double checking and making sure it was right I think it's time to have some fun.

Any of you losers interested?

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[externalmonologue]

Well, Dynamo.

Shall I assume that you're in the mood to hit a club and drink until you forget you're a machine?

[moneybeforehonor]

Hitting a club? Yes. But like hell I will ever forget that I'm not human, Ivan.

[externalmonologue]

You have never matched a Russian drink for drink.

Do you know why the Irish get all the drinking jokes told about them?

[moneybeforehonor]

Not really. Unless it has something to do with Irish Coffee.

[externalmonologue]

Because the Irish are lightweights who drink and fight until they feel their minds going.

We Russians have no such inhibitions.

[moneybeforehonor]

Huh... And I thought you Russians drank a lot because Russia is colder than Meria.

[externalmonologue]

A half truth.

We drank not because it was colder than Meria, but because that was how we rationalized wrestling bears.

[moneybeforehonor]

...

I'm gonna have to find a bear digimon now, aren't I?

[externalmonologue]

It shouldn't be hard.

[moneybeforehonor]

Good.

[He's chuckling, this might end up going so horribly badly]