[audio] [locked to the Wilybots and Bowser]

[drillsforhands]

Sooooo... Sulfur Butt [That's Bowser] or Metal or whoever is in charge now.

We actually gonna do anything or just let all the good guys beat each other up or something?

[A pause then.] Cause I am really hoping we're gonna do something, cause I'm getting bored.

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[fasternlightbot]

[That's pretty much what Quick's been doing.]

Well what other choices do we have?

Steal all their shinies~

No. [Okay mostly ignoring.] Go play with your balloon.

[drillsforhands]

Be bored, it seems.

... your new partner is crazy, yanno.

[fasternlightbot]

Hm.

No really? I hadn't noticed.

How's things with your new base?

[drillsforhands]

Don't lie. Unless you've been feeding it sugar.

... oh. That.

Boring, and the whole build is ridiculous. I could wreck this place with a sneeze, if I was capable of sneezing.

[fasternlightbot]

I guess he might be a little hyper, by normal standards. But I haven't been feeding him anything that might make him that way.

You could say that of a lot of places wish how good you are at demo. Want some help to make it go by faster? I've run into a block with mine and I need something else to work on.

[drillsforhands]

Maybe it's hyper just cause it's your digimon?

... Nah, the only way to fix the place is to trash it all and start from scratch. What's wrong with yours?

[fasternlightbot]

Maybe. As long as it's a happy little flutterball, I don't care how hyper or non-hyper it is.

You gonna do that? Lasers don't work so well when you have lots of... minions to get hit by them.

[drillsforhands]

Well, if you're happy with how it is then that's good.

No way, cause then I'd have to hear Metal and Lord Sulfur Butt bitch at me for blasting it to the ground. ... Maybe you should do something other than lazers.

[fasternlightbot]

Yeah...

What if you built the new one first, then blast the old one?

Gotta think of something first. I'm not used to having more than a handful of drones to work with.

[drillsforhands]

That's silly, cause there are still some useful parts here.

You mean you're not used to having drones that don't automatically follow your orders, right~?

[fasternlightbot]

Sounds like you're making it more complicated than it needs to be.

Huh? I haven't had any problems with them listening to me. Are you?

Victory is mine!

...how are you flying all tangled like that? Come here...

[drillsforhands]

No, I'm just saying robot drones listen better, duh.

And it sounds like you've got your hands full over there, even without thinking about lazers.

[fasternlightbot]

Nothing can hold me down~

Robot drones don't act on their own all that well either.

More like random little interruptions. It's fine. Keeps things from getting monotonous.

[drillsforhands]

True.

And hey that sounds perfect for you, if you think about it.

... Man was Gotsu ever that weird when she was tiny?

[fasternlightbot]

Heh, yeah. Maybe this won't end in tons of problems.

Problem their face.

What?

What what?

Uhh... I don't know; I don't speak little bird so if she said anything weird, only you would know.

[drillsforhands]

I never paid attention to what she said unless she was saying it to me.

[Crash Man: Best Digimon Tamer EVAH.]

Hey, what do you think would happen if you tied a string to your digimon, like a balloon?

[fasternlightbot]

Oh. You might have really missed out.

I just untied him from a balloon string... [Course, it was wrapped around the flutterball and not like a balloon.]

[lvl9finalboss]

Are you kidding?

Blow the place up.

Charge admission to watch it go.

It's your base, do whatever you want with it. Get creative. The only thing I care about is that you don't turn the citizens against you.

Well, and that you can defend the place when it's done.

[drillsforhands]

Oh.

...

I'm kinda used to getting yelled at for doing that though. And I don't really plan on turning anything against me anyway.

[lvl9finalboss]

Your games were built more around smaller, personalized explosions.

In my games, I couldn't go two hours without having a castle blown up. After a while, the fireworks, the explosions, they became rather cathartic.

Make a good show of it. Sell tickets, set up concessions stands, make your subjects pay out the nose for something you're gonna do anyway.

Being a good leader means making your people happy to pay for things they could get for free. Heh heh heh.

[drillsforhands]

Uuuuuuuuh.

... okay?

[lvl9finalboss]

Have fun.

And get paid for it.

That's all you need to know.

Everybody loves explosions. Everybody loves getting paid.

You make the explosions. Your minions want to watch the explosions. Make them pay you to watch the explosions.

Everyone's happy, and you've got a new source of revenue.

[drillsforhands]

But.

I don't really need the money.

[lvl9finalboss]

Then send it to me for taxes. I'll put it to proper use.

[drillsforhands]

Taxes?