Second Upgrade [Audio/Locked to Bowser]

[last_lombax]

King Bowser Koopa,

I hear you're in need of willing fighters for your army. My name's Ratchet and I work as a mercenary in times of, usually, galactic...unrest. I was wondering if we could talk about me providing you with my services. I have all my own weapons and ammo and an impressive resume if you need to see it.

[Attached: One resume with summaries of past adventures and mentions of him being in a hit movie once.]

What do you say? Shall we talk business?

[audio] - [registers as Spider-Man]

[2nd_spider]

Just when I thought it was safe to be content with stopping muggings and bank robberies.

(no subject)

[sorewahimitsudesu]

Well, well.

These are some curious undertakings of late.

I suppose everything couldn't remain quiet for too long, could it?

What to do with that, though...

Oh yes. This shall be interesting, indeed.